POF vs OkCupid

I don’t know how many of you have actually tried online dating but I have noticed a distinct difference in some of the sites. I would like to share my perception of the sites that oi have been on. In all fairness I have joined these sites out of sheer curiosity so don’t judge me too harshly LOL . There are too many sites to give an overview at once so I’ll do a couple at a time.. First up POF vs Ok Cupid

POF – Plenty of Fish
This site should be called plenty of fucks and or plenty of STDs

I have to admit I get my most entertaining emails from this site. I feel like I should have at least one nipple out and a vagina shot to even be considered relevant on this site. I have met a few nice young men that I have developed an online friendship with but I have found more freaks than gentleman.

My Favorite POF personalities I have met are:

The Pornstar ( I have seen his videos LOL)
The guy who likes me to watch him Jack off on Skype
The Ex Mormon that loves Vegas
The Vegas DJ

My synopsis of POF is.. this is a site for people looking to hook up, older gentleman that are trying to hang onto their youth and want to objectify women, young cubs looking for a cougar (if being in your late 20’s makes you a cougar I’m in trouble) and over the hill men that want a sugar baby but are too cheap to join sugardaddy.com

Pros: Hours of free entertainment
Cons: I feel like a I need a trip to the free clinic almost every time I get an email from there LOL


OKCupid

I have only been on this site for a few days but I have found that its kinda like E-Harmony and Match.com. They make you answer all these ridiculous questions and send you “Quivers” based on the questions you have answered. People seem to be a little more relationship oriented on this site. I have not gotten any requests for sex or naked pictures yet. What I don’t like about this site is it tells people how likely you are to respond I apparently respond “Selectively” . I don’t really know how I feel about being called out. If I want to be a picky bitch that should be information I decide to share not that dumbass OkCupid robot. OHHHH the robot I could write an entire post on him alone! So when you answer these questions it makes you rate the importance of the answer a potential mate would choose. I marked most of my irrelevant because Im not really as judgmental as I probably come off. Everyone is entitled to their opinion even if its wrong ( Or different than mine seems all the same to me lol ) Im still getting my feet wet on here and trying to gage how lame this potentially could be.

Pros: Has a lot of the same features the pay sites use (Personality tests, giving you matches, GPS stalker option)
I met a really nice guy that’s not a douche so far, hes funny, equally as sarcastic, has a semi sissy dog but lives on the east coast :) oh and hes kinda handsome I guess :)

It sends you emails to tell you how awesome you are!




Cons: The lamest questions ever! and you have to complete certain tasks to have your profile marked complete ( Rate 100 people, answer 150 questions, msg 10 random strangers)
Maybe its because I don’t like being told what to do by a smarmy little robot!
I have declined every Quiver match I was sent … Stupid Robot isn’t very good at his job.

HE said that FOR REAL FOR REAL!

So I have been blessed with attracting the Crème de la Crème of the dating world. I have decided to share some of my favorite emails that I couldn’t bring myself to respond to because I couldn’t find the words. I hope you enjoy these as much as I do.

All photos attached are pics from the users profile LOL.

ineedLOVElikell
3/23/2012 4:39:14 AM
In all seriousness would you have my baby?


* No I can not have your baby because you're clearly a slob that cant keep his bathroom mirror clean... get your life together!

Jcast22
3/7/2012 9:47:48 PM
Hi I'm Jose your profile is very interesting to say the least lol liked your pics

Jcast22
3/9/2012 1:12:58 PM
Don't be mean write back to me you won't regret it I promise lol

*I used to respond back to people with a polite "Thanks but No Thanks... good luck!" Then I got 10 emails asking my why whats wrong... so I have found it much easier to take the cowards way out and juts not respond... you would think you would get the hint sir.


roydiesel
3/10/2012 10:33:51 PM
can i have you?????????????????


*To work on your track? ummm I don't recall submitting an application to walk the hoe track... just saying


Soon2BDeleting has been deleted
3/11/2012 8:21:53 PM
You should be given a citation for being Too Damn Attractive.. lol.. I've ended up at your page sevral times now.... so now my chocolatey ass is moonwalking by waving hello!.. visualize that.. lol.. good evening miss! =)

ad
3/13/2012 12:06:39 PM
you have nice tits


* Seriously you're holding a baby! WTF! Super creepy ewwwww... I feel like he could have been on a episode of "To catch a predator"

Southbay

3/15/2012 5:14:18 PM
You seem really fun to be around and your cute, especially in the nerd glasses lol... But why is grammar so import. Don't u know some ppl in the medical ind. can't spell...

*If you're in the medical industry you should know how to spell... anyone that went to school should know how to spell! Get out of here with your sheer laziness!


NytoCali
3/16/2012 9:40:11 AM
You have the most amazing lips..you should do some Twizzler commercials ;)


*hahaha this just made me laugh more because of the photo than the actual message



3/19/2012 7:13:11 PM
love ur eyes they are beautiful u already have exotic look what nationality are u I hope your personality matches ur look hi my name is ryan and I'm so down to earth i should have been born a midget lol.hit me up ur cute

Email of the week

So this has been my favorite email of the week so far... and yes he is sweet and you may think Im a jerk for putting him on blast.. but when someone tells me "I have the STD and all I need is U" How could I not share!

Hey there (:

I thoroughly enjoyed reading your profile an and i feel we would have alotta fun getting to know each other, you have a great smile, so do I! :p hahah I Think we have a bit in common.

so, I am as you can see, a big dude. just want to be straight up. i have a plethora of pics, including full body shots so you can see i have nothing to hide (: but don't think I'm lazy and unmotivated. I'm definitely active, and athletic as well as in great shape.

let me elaborate further, I used to weigh 760 pounds. I almost died. I changed my life and after 5 hard years of training, I'm an MMA fighter btw, I am now 360 pounds, and about 100 pounds away from my goal weight. I carry my current weight well, at 6'4, I train very hard, and have the ability to throw high roundhouse kicks over the heads of guys my height and even taller. anyway, in my current state, my appearance is obvious, I'm fat. so please, by all means feel free to stop reading. (:

but if you dare to continue on...I have to let you know!

I put the S-T-D in STUD! all I need is U :p

hahah I'm kidding, actually look at your keyboard! see the J? its right next to the K, so jk(:hahah but above the JK... you'll find that U and I are together :p LOL

im joey, and despite being an ultimate badass,I am a softy deep down, a Teddy bear. I quote movies all the time and I'm a sarcastic goofball, who truly believes that, even though tears cleanse the soul, laughter enriches it. I truly am honest in saying I think we will get along greatly, I would love to take you out sometime, so take a chance and find out how good of a guy I am (:

PS.





I'm sure you get called cute an hot all the time... but straight up, you have such kind eyes.

Joey (:





Did you laugh as hard as I did?

Online Dating... again

So as I find myself single again.. mostly by my own doing... I have decided to venture back into the always entertaining world of online dating. Do I really think Im going to find my Prince Charming that is going to sweep me off my feet? Nope not a chance in HELL. Is it a temporary fix to boost my ego for the time being? ABSOLUTELY! Its better than drinking away my self pity or having a ton of NSA sex and becoming some fluze with a laundry list of STDs. And who knows maybe by chance I will meet a nice guy... but i dont have a stellar track record so Im not holding my breath. I do have a question I would like to pose to anyone that reads this... Does my profile scream "Desperate Chick willing to take any douche bag, unattractive, broke single male please apply?" If so I clearly need to make some edits! I have decided to share some of the online emails i have gotten over the last few days because they are so terrible and they have me questioning what kind of guy i really deserve LOL I suppose i should share mt online profile first and let you judge the "Vibe" I send out.... maybe Im sending the wrong message... you be the judge... Not too harshly Im still human with feelings. And Im a total girl and will cry at the drop of a dime. I know I know what a sissy...

Here is the link to my profile:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=13874349
And my main picture...

10 things I can do now that Im not so fat

1. I can wrap a standard towel around my body and walk around and not scare small children.

2. I can buckel my own strappy heels! woot woot Thank you fife (Shmonica) for all those times you buckeled my shoes

3. See my feet

4. I can wear Shmitzis mustache ring on my ring finger... yes that skinny skonk wears it on her index finger im getting there.

5. Wear jeans without the waist band trying to sever my body in half

6. Wear my cute Dodgers jacket and ZIP it up over my boobs

7. I can take one picture instead of 10 trying to find my "skinny" pose

8. Wear all my cute underwear without them rolling down my ass

9. I can stop eating when Im full

10. Buy skinny heels that wont break the first night I wear them.

Week 3

YAY! I made it half way! Im used to my diet and Im not feeling hungry between meals. I bought 80 chocolate bars and didn’t eat them all. My BFF Shmay introduced his Fat friends to his Fit friends. This was going to be a weekend of celebration and new friendships. Shmay decided Bottle service @ the Shore, why? Because that’s how we roll! Not only am I on this Diet we are in the midst of Lent. My work Skonkas decided we should have a lent off. Yes a lent off you can see our lent off hijinks @ www.cosbysweaters.com What did I give up for lent? Well I have already given up all good food so I gave up the next best thing VODAK what a bad idea! Shamy calls me and asks to get a table with Vodka… really? FML I make the call and what dose my friend tell me.. “Oh Grey Goose is on sale $150” woo hoo! Like I really care I cant drink it anyways. Fast forward to Saturday night my BFF’s or Bitches haven’t seen me in weeks so I was excited to see if they noticed that I have lost any weight. As usual Shmonica with her positive outlook on dieting tells me how much smaller I look. I knew that I had really lost some weight when Shamy said “ughhh you skinny bitch” followed by his signature cackle. So we walk into the club, escorted to our table and the server brings out the bottle of Goose. Tear no food and no vodka I definitely liked being fat much better! I had to say no thanks Goose.. . skipped over to the bar. Yes I skipped you know why because Im less fat and my heel wont break from all the extra weight. I asked the bartender to make me a sweet drink sans Vodka she gave me the most peculiar look and I had to explain the lent off she then laughed and made me some whiskey concoction. I then asked for a shot of Soco and Peach Schnapps.. NO soco in the outside bar.. FAIL I sipped my whiskey concoction but it did lack the sweet luster of a Kettle and Cran. After a few house shots we met “the owner” and he brought us across the street to another “bar” This “bar” was really a restraint with a DJ and an old guy on the couch asleep with a huge glass of wine. As the night drags on Im sobering up BOO! It was time to go home the real diet battle was about to begin. We usually hit up the Shorehouse for drunken grubb….this was not going to be the case tonight! Im going straight home and to bed hungry and almost sober. My week in a nutshell had a couple peanut butter bars, cocktails and fought the urge to eat late night. Through all of this I STILL lost weight! Screw you fat cells… I don’t know where youre going but youre not welcome back her!

Weight loss:5lbs
Total weight loss: 18lbs
Weight:192

Week 2

So week 2 was much more trying then week 1. I think Shmevor is tired of me bargaining for just one bite or one piece of something that im not supposed to be eating. This weeks trials and tribulations:
1) The tacklers birthday party
2) Family get together in Palm Springs

One of my Skonkas invited me to her kids birthday party. Heres a little note about Shmezlie… she LOVES Wingstop! Naturally the menu for the birthday party Pizza and Wingstop! FML Before going to the party and torturing myself I ate my delicious 4oz of meat and veggies so I would be full and wouldn’t want to eat all her delicious Fatty McFatfat food. I walk into her place only to see 20 boxes of pizza and trays of wingstop! A green salad and fruit salad. As my kid and Shmevor devour their pizza and wingstop I sat at the table and quietly ate my grapes and strawberries. The real food smelled so good I wanted to lick the pizza of their faces. I know so disgusting but after 2 weeks of no carbs and no sugar I’d eat a twinkie out a NY dumpster. Clearly the trip to skinnydom is not going to be a pleasant trip. I made it through the party unscathed until there was cake! Oh Torrance bakery why are you so delicious! As baldy as I wanted a piece of cake I kept passing it on until I got to my kids piece. Some frosting found its way to my finger, before anyone could give me a napkin I had my finger in my mouth like a teething baby. Even though the taste was only there for a few seconds I would gladly have gained 3 lbs for one slice of cake.
And the week goes on…..

Off to Palm Springs we went… Me Shemvor and the kid, don’t forget my super fancy shmancy diet! So I packed up the usual traveling things plus a cooler of food! Yes I have turned into one of those people that bring my own food when I go places! Ughhhhh how annoying. I am now convinced that everyone liked me as the funny fat chick and so they have secretly been keeping me fat… ok I don’t really believe that but I sont really want to blame myself for turning into “Big Bertha”. So we went to Palm Springs to paint my Aunts living room as a gift. Next year im just buying her something. After 10 hours of painting it was dinner time. I had cooked my 4 oz of meat and veggies while everyone else was going to enoy some nice warm cheesy pizza. Really? What jerks! So I broke I had pizza just 2 slices… pepperoni and pineapple. I figured that was my meat and veggies/fruit for my meal. I tried I turned down the meatlovers pizza! It was soooooooooo worth it. The next morning I woke not feeling guilty for taking a day off but I was surprisingly anxious to get back on my diet. Week 2 survived with a few bumps in the road all and all I still list weight . Screw you baby weight!

Weigh loss week 2: 6lbs
Total Weight: 13 lbs
Weight: 197