Week 3

YAY! I made it half way! Im used to my diet and Im not feeling hungry between meals. I bought 80 chocolate bars and didn’t eat them all. My BFF Shmay introduced his Fat friends to his Fit friends. This was going to be a weekend of celebration and new friendships. Shmay decided Bottle service @ the Shore, why? Because that’s how we roll! Not only am I on this Diet we are in the midst of Lent. My work Skonkas decided we should have a lent off. Yes a lent off you can see our lent off hijinks @ www.cosbysweaters.com What did I give up for lent? Well I have already given up all good food so I gave up the next best thing VODAK what a bad idea! Shamy calls me and asks to get a table with Vodka… really? FML I make the call and what dose my friend tell me.. “Oh Grey Goose is on sale $150” woo hoo! Like I really care I cant drink it anyways. Fast forward to Saturday night my BFF’s or Bitches haven’t seen me in weeks so I was excited to see if they noticed that I have lost any weight. As usual Shmonica with her positive outlook on dieting tells me how much smaller I look. I knew that I had really lost some weight when Shamy said “ughhh you skinny bitch” followed by his signature cackle. So we walk into the club, escorted to our table and the server brings out the bottle of Goose. Tear no food and no vodka I definitely liked being fat much better! I had to say no thanks Goose.. . skipped over to the bar. Yes I skipped you know why because Im less fat and my heel wont break from all the extra weight. I asked the bartender to make me a sweet drink sans Vodka she gave me the most peculiar look and I had to explain the lent off she then laughed and made me some whiskey concoction. I then asked for a shot of Soco and Peach Schnapps.. NO soco in the outside bar.. FAIL I sipped my whiskey concoction but it did lack the sweet luster of a Kettle and Cran. After a few house shots we met “the owner” and he brought us across the street to another “bar” This “bar” was really a restraint with a DJ and an old guy on the couch asleep with a huge glass of wine. As the night drags on Im sobering up BOO! It was time to go home the real diet battle was about to begin. We usually hit up the Shorehouse for drunken grubb….this was not going to be the case tonight! Im going straight home and to bed hungry and almost sober. My week in a nutshell had a couple peanut butter bars, cocktails and fought the urge to eat late night. Through all of this I STILL lost weight! Screw you fat cells… I don’t know where youre going but youre not welcome back her!

Weight loss:5lbs
Total weight loss: 18lbs
Weight:192